But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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