He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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