Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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