remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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