We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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