Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
