I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
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if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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