...so i touched it.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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