please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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