The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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