Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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