Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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