wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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