Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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You can't just leave with hair like that
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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