I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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