Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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