kristin has been a bad kristin
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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