Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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