oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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