no. you can't hotbox the world.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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