shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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