dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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