It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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