i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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