At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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