so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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