that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
We had to coat check the pizza.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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