Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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