it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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