i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
