just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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