The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
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then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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