I must be too annoying 4 u.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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