i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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