What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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