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• (205): View more from Alabama

  we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.

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• (442): View more from California

  seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.

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• (530): View more from California

  so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?

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  its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915

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• (661): View more from California

  All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.

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  I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage

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