I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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