Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I didn't shave. On purpose
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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