ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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