she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
