That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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