What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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