what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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