hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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