Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
me + whiskey = a bad person
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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