She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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