threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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