Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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