I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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