i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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