I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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