Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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