The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I wish i was in the wii world.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
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i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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