I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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