Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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