there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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