So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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